Only Music Can Save Us

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via youtalklikeyourefamous-shameless)

pignite:

*unzips pants*

it’s

(via pizza)

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

(via youtalklikeyourefamous-shameless)

petcanadian:

just let this sink in

Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t

(via pizza)

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via thewakeofdevastation)